I've been so nice to you lately. I've let you jerk your pathetic little dicklet raw all month. I've barely even humiliated you about it. I think I've been too nice, honestly. It's time to put you back in your place.

This humiliation assignment will remind you what a worthless weakling you are. You're just a waste of oxygen, and I want you to show me how much you know that's true. Get yourself a marker and a mirror.

Let's deflate that ridiculous ego of yours one more time.