Men really are stupid, and you are no exception. You're so stupid that you desperately crave a woman telling you to masturbate (like you NEED someone to tell you to rub your little peckerwood). That's fine, I'll pretend to care. After all, you are PAYING me to tell you jerk off... but I am not going to pretend to like you. No, I think you need to hear the truth. You're a pathetic little douchebag whose masturbation is the core of his being.

It's ok, stroke zombie! I'll help you through it, laughing the whole way. JOI/Cum Countdown.

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