Bored on a night at home? Looking to have a little company? Ok, I'll play a game with you. You'll need a bottle of hard licquor-- no cheap or . You need the high test stuff like what I have here! I just love card games, even old fashioned War. It's very simple.. I draw a card and you draw a card. The higher card wins. If you win, I'll take a shot. If I win, you take a shot. You know that the more I drink, the more my clothes come off, so you have to hope that you can stick around long enough to see me strip.. and jerk before the booze does you in.

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