It’s been so good to catch up. I can’t believe it’s been so long since we dated. I’ve changed a lot, I know. I’ve been working out and taking care of myself. You... you look like you’ve gotten shorter? Hey, don’t be upset at me. It’s not my fault you got shorter. You know what? I’m glad we broke up so long ago. I had a feeling you’d grow up to be a short, puny little jerk. I should just shrink you down more until you’re so tiny you can’t date anyone. You’re already so short.

It won’t take much to just shrink you down and make you my little toilet slave.