Do you know what I like about you? I know for a fact that you will never touch a woman sexually. Do you know what I like even more about you? That you've totally accepted your virgin status. Other men like to pretend that their virgin status is just temporary. Some day they'll get to touch a woman. This fallacy really ruins men. But not you. You know you'll never be more than a mindless gooner.

You're just a drone programmed to buy porn and jerk your life away. You only work to make money to spend it on porn. That's a worthwhile quality in a man. Not only will you never b... Show more