Did you ever play the game in school called "Red Light, Green Light"? Well I've got a jerk off variant that you're going to love. The rules are simple. You can jerk when I say "green light" and you have to stop when I say "Red Light".

If you can't stop right as I say Red Light, you have to punch yourself in the balls. It's an easy game if you have any self control. Don't worry. You'll pick it up righ

Ready? Green Light!