I’ve got a fun little jerk-off game for us today. We’re going to play Rock, Paper, Ballbust. It works like regular rock, paper, scissors only with a twist. Each time I show my hand you’ll show yours. If you’ve won the round, I’ll let you stroke for a while. If I win the round, you’re going to have to take a fist straight to your balls. Such a gamble. Will you win all the rounds and get to stroke for me for the entire video, or will you lose and just be punished over and over again? Better prep those balls for a pounding, my dear.

I aim to win.