Come in and close the door. I just finished your performance review and it's readily apparent that you aren't much of an asset to this company any more. You're a really pathetic salesman. A friend of mine suggested that if I put you in a "woman's position" that you'd have a bit more respect for your previous position. I think that I'll make you an old-fashioned secretary. Oh, don't like that? Guess what? That's not all. First things first, you'll need to dress the part. Strip down, you have a brand new outfit to wear. Once you're dressed, I have an appointment made for you down a... Show more