Do you like to get high? I’m sure you do. The feeling you get watching my videos rivals the feeling you could get out of any pipe. I want you to do both today. I want you to experience the mixing of the chemicals in your brain as you get high while watching my videos. This will be such a rush of serotonin and dopamine that it will be unlike anything you’ve experienced. So take a puff, a hit, a click, and a jerk.

This is going to feel really spectacular.