Did you like the dinner I made for you tonight, honey? It was a special recipe. How are you feeling? A little woozy maybe? That would be because I added something I’ve been working on in the lab to your dinner. I added a new compound I’ve been working on to change the size of organic compounds and cell structures. That’s right, I made a shrinking solution.

Now it would be unethical to test this on a human I actually like. So, I decided to test it out on you. You’re pretty worthless as far as being a boyfriend goes. So, I think I’d rather have you as a pet. Oh, but you k... Show more