WARNING: Participate at your own risk. Hot sauce can irritate the skin and the opening of the urethra in large amounts. Take caution. You have been warned.

I bet you were looking for a nice, relaxing masturbation instruction video. Well, you landed here instead. Today I want you to spice things up a little. You’re going to get your favorite fleshlight out. But instead of filling it up with lube and pumping away, you’re going to fill it up with hot sauce.

It makes me so happy to see you in pain. To watch you jerk and jerk as the sensations on your cock do battle....

WARNING: Participate at your own risk. Hot sauce can irritate the skin and the opening of the urethra in large amounts. Take caution. You have been warned.

I bet you were looking for a nice, relaxing masturbation instruction video. Well, you landed here instead. Today I want you to spice things up a little. You’re going to get your favorite fleshlight out. But instead of filling it up with lube and pumping away, you’re going to fill it up with hot sauce.

It makes me so happy to see you in pain. To watch you jerk and jerk as the sensations on your cock do battle. I think that’s funny. So you’re going to masturbate with hot sauce today.

Why? Because I want you to.