It’s so hot and humid here in Hawaii. I’ve been running around all day and my pits are really starting to reek. Lucky for me, I’ve got a slave right here that’s going to lick my pits perfectly clean. That slave is you.

You’re going to get all up in my smelly armpits and you’re going to make sure all of that sweat is gone. Not just sweat either. I’ve got sunscreen and bugspray all over me.

You’ll get to appreciate all the bitter notes as you’ve got your face deep in my pits.