Look at you, you drooling little foot slut. Do you wonder what I walk around in all day? It’s certainly not high heels. I have these cute little Ugg slippers I’ve had for years. They’ve built up quite an odor to them. Working day in and day out in my slippers has marinated them in the sweet stinky juices of my feet. Don’t you wish you could smell them? Come here and sit down. Plunge your face into the resting place for my beautiful soles. Only when you appreciate my slippers can you truly worship the feet within.