Hey, Cloud! What are you doing here? Are you going to use the practice ring? All by yourself? Weird. You can spar with me! But no way are you using that sword. We can go fist to fist today. Awww. Why not? You don't need your sword all the time.

You can't even fight with it in most rooms. It's too big! What? Are you compensating for something? Oh! Look at your cheeks! They're so red. I bet I'm right on the mark. Pull your pants down. I wanna see.

Let's compare swords.