We seriously need to talk about your dick. Did you think you could just waltz in here with THAT and think I'd be amused? Really? Let's measure this thing and talk about what "average" is... and how very inferior a small dick is to a thick, hard member. What good is a small dick anyway? Oh wait.. I know! A small dick is good for torment! Nature is punishing you and so will I, with slaps and twists sprinkled amongst those vigorous strokes.

You have to amuse me SOMEHOW, right?

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