Welcome to The Room. It was so wise of you to choose this program. You know as well as I that we all need an escape from reality. This is why The Room exists. Here you’ve plugged your consciousness into this alternate state of reality. Nothing you see here is, strictly speaking, real. Your mind makes it real. Your mind created these walls and I within them. Your body lays cold and discarded in a chamber, but here your mind can experience all sorts of things. You can be a different “you”. You can live out your greatest fantasies. Come, let me guide you.