It was so nice of you to offer to help me with my new little... problem. You see, I’ve gotten these new powers and I’m really eager to try them out. It seems like, if I just snap my fingers, I can shrink anything I like down to the size of a penny. Maybe even smaller.

You’re a pretty tall guy, you could stand to lose a couple inches. But don’t worry. I’m sure the whole thing is very reversable. Now, just stand still.

I’m going to think really hard about you becoming a puny little shrimp of a man and then just... snap my fingers.