A continuation of to Live Like A D o g, Part 1 . How are you enjoying that tiny little cage? Did you rest at all last night? Oh too bad. I have a nice squeaky toy for you if you'd like to eat your kibble and come play. Wait.. Is your COCK hard? Oh no, no. I'll have to make an appointment to have you neutered. In the meantime, you need a shock collar so I can correct such inappropriate behavior! Every time you start to get aroused, I'm going to zap you until you see stars.

It's so much fun to train puppies, see?... Show more