Every few hours I get a message on some website or another that says "you're so beautiful/amazing/sexy/etc, I want to marry you, I want to be with you, blah blah blah." I find this to be such a hilarious exercise in futility for you guys because you're so out of your league and you don't even know it. To put it simply: I am FAR too good for you. You would never have the slightest chance with a woman like me, except to watch my videos and worship from afar.

Whatever hope of a relationship you think you have will only be with your hand because you could never be my equal. ... Show more