Hello, new resident. Let’s have a look at your chart and see what the problem is here. Oh, it looks like you’re a little bed wetter. Is that true? Oh, I heard about you. Your girlfriend is the head of the hospital here. She’s left very clear instructions in your chart to keep you in a nappy at all times. It seems you can’t quite learn to make it to the bathroom on time. Well, until you do, you’re going to be stuck in this hospital wetting yourself. I’ll go get you some jello. You’re going to be here for a long time.