I love taking lavish vacations. I love them even more, considering you pay for them. I mean, look at where I am! I'm in my own private villa in Mexico. All on your dime. If you're lucky, I might take a little vacation picture for you. But the chances of that are slim. I'm too busy out here enjoying myself.

Truly the only contact I want from you is the notification on my phone when your money enters my account. I'm too busy entertaining my friends and all the beautiful people who want to make my vacation special. You should be happy for me. I'm having a great time. You're ... Show more