You’ve got a problem. Your problem is your chronic porn consumption. You have some unrealistic expectations as to how women and sex work. That’s why you’re alone, you know that right? You think that women just want to be gagged and slapped and fucked like a jackhammer. Your only reference for physical intimacy is the porn you watch on the internet. I’m sure the inside of a vagina would feel strange as it doesn’t feel the same as your hand. Don’t blame your looks or your money for your forever-alone status.

It’s your addiction to fantasy.