It's your dirty little secret, and you keep it all to yourself. The funny thing is, you have done it all to yourself. You broke your cock, and I think it's hilarious.

In fact, ruining your sex life is a turn on. The more I talk about your bleak sexual prospects, the more turned on you get.

I'm the only person you can confide in. Instead of dreaming of a healthy sex life, you will give yourself to goddess. You will devote yourself to me.

Your cursed sex life makes you a loyal disciple. There is no running away, there is is only goddess.