Warning: This clip contains powerful sneezes.

I have invited you over to my house, for a cozy book club meeting. You are so excited, feeling like your luck is finally in. Secretly, you have fancied me for years.

You arrive to find me, on my bed. When you enter the room, I'm already sneezing. Wanting to get close, you crouch down by the bed. However, you are far too close and end up getting a sneezy spray, to the face.

You can't bring yourself to move, fascinated by the strength of the sneezing. My whole body is thrown forwards, as I erupt in sneezing eruptions.

I try and talk about the book we are both reading, but struggle to get my sentences out. Every time I think I'm over my sneezing fits, they just keep coming back.

You soon realize that I don't want to fuck you, I just enjoy using you as a human tissue. I do apologize, but also keep finding it very funny.