You find any excuse to get me alone, don't you. It's so obvious. You just can't ignore how horny I make you. It's almost as if you want me to catch you.

You were so happy to meet me. Remember when you heard me burp, for the first time? Do you think about how hard it made you?

I know you find it difficult to concentrate on any task, when I'm around. I just don't stop burping. Also, I always walk round in tight, provocative outfits.

I want to see you stroke as I burp. You wouldn't want to disappoint me.