It's time for your weekly check-in, and your weekly fuck up. I am here to administer your medicine, we both know you can't go without. You get your two biggest addictions in one clip, lucky boy.

You are so fortunate to have me in your life, i'm always helping you, always reminding you to take your medication. I wouldn't want you to get sick.

Think of this as therapy, you need regular sessions/check-ins in order to function, so that you can deal with your frustrations.