I get it. Addiction is hard. It eats up all of your savings, maxes your credit cards, and inches you ever closer to bankruptcy. Yet nothing gets that cock harder, does it? You can't help but stroke when you see money being drained from your accounts, putting yourself into deeper debt.

Until now, you haven't quite fully been satisfied yet. You've ached for ultimate financial ruin. I know that, and I'm going to give it to you.