I have something really important to tell you. I was so tired of seeing you get your ass kicked by Johnny that I decided to go over there and give him a piece of my mind. Fortunately, Johnny has a strong foot fetish just like you, and after he worshipped my feet, he fucked me like a real man should. Sit down while I describe the story to you, and how I made a deal with him that'll result in you not getting hurt as often ;)