My feet own your cock, we both now it. The minute you first laid eyes on my wrinkled soles & pretty toes you were mine.

Your girlfriend/wife has always paled in comparison to me & my feet.

Now its your favourite foot goddesses birthday & I want something extra special from you.

I want you to split up with her, yes that is right I said break it off with her!

You need to devote yourself to my feet completely & you can't do that with her hanging around so it's time for her to go.

Bye bye basic Hello life of servitude at my pretty little feet.