This Valentine's Day I want losers like you to send me all the money you would’ve spent on a girl that you’re too much of a dweeb to have. Let it be a sweet little reminder that you will forever be alone this Valentine's Day and next's.

This Valentine's Day I want losers like you to send me all the money you would’ve spent on a girl that you’re too much of a dweeb to have. Let it be a sweet little reminder that you will forever be alone this Valentine's Day and next's.