Hey there, it's your hot landlord. I just wanted to come over and have a little chat about life and as to why you're late with my rent ... again. No, no, no I don't have anymore empathy left in me to hear about your sob stories. If you don't have rent I want you on your knees, you're going to be my little spit bucket & you can't say no.

Hey there, it's your hot landlord. I just wanted to come over and have a little chat about life and as to why you're late with my rent ... again. No, no, no I don't have anymore empathy left in me to hear about your sob stories. If you don't have rent I want you on your knees, you're going to be my little spit bucket & you can't say no.