Hey... I know we left on bad terms but I have some things weighing on me and I need to clear my conscience. When we were together I wasn't completely honest with you... basically ever. It's time I tell you what happened behind your back, so we can both move on finally. Come to think of it... If your little white dick wasn't so underwhelming, I wouldn't have had to do any of it, so it's pretty much your fault anyway. Oh wow, now I don't feel so guilty about letting you eat my pussy after I came home after countless hook-ups with BBC. LOL.. there's no way you weren't able to tell... I assumed...

Hey... I know we left on bad terms but I have some things weighing on me and I need to clear my conscience. When we were together I wasn't completely honest with you... basically ever. It's time I tell you what happened behind your back, so we can both move on finally. Come to think of it... If your little white dick wasn't so underwhelming, I wouldn't have had to do any of it, so it's pretty much your fault anyway. Oh wow, now I don't feel so guilty about letting you eat my pussy after I came home after countless hook-ups with BBC. LOL.. there's no way you weren't able to tell... I assumed you liked it, since you always seemed to insist on eating it when I got home from "staying over with my girlfriends"... My life has been SO much better since we've been broken up, I wanted to tell you about that too....