I know your dirty little secret... which one am I talking about? The umbrella addiction everything else falls under. Could it possibly be associated with your pathetic porn addiction? You're a porn pumper, aren't you! Regardless of however many times you've tried, you can't stop pumping, you can't stop gooning. You just love stroking minutes and hours and days away. You stay in your house and cancel engagements and goon your life away, don't you, loser? Let me throw some fuel on that fire in that case...