You’re reaching the end of a long gooning session... and feeling that deep desire for some relief. And I have just the solution.

But you don’t get to cum like a real man, no... not a gooner like you.

You just get a ruined orgasm.

Ruined, so you stay denied, frustrated, and ready to goon some more.

I know how horny that very premise makes you.

You don’t need satisfaction. You don’t need post-nut clarity. You just need to release a little pressure so you can goon forever.

You’re reaching the end of a long gooning session... and feeling that deep desire for some relief. And I have just the solution.

But you don’t get to cum like a real man, no... not a gooner like you.

You just get a ruined orgasm.

Ruined, so you stay denied, frustrated, and ready to goon some more.

I know how horny that very premise makes you.

You don’t need satisfaction. You don’t need post-nut clarity. You just need to release a little pressure so you can goon forever.