Look at him. And look at you. Really look at that thing between your legs. You fucking hate it, don't you? You wish you could be someone else. Why did this have to happen to you? It's the single most tragic experience in your life, walking around with this tiny dicklette between your legs. And you're fucking horny. What kind of cosmic irony is that? This little appendage you loathe more than anything constantly dictates your actions and demands your attention, costing you money. Now, look at him again. This is a man who gets whatever he wants. Money. Women. He's tall. He's strong. He's char... Show more