Have you tripped and fallen and found yourself in a goon spiral again? How stupid do you have to be? You did it again.

Well, I have news for you...

You’re going to do it again. And again. And again.

You can’t get enough of stroking yourself stupid to porn. Not like you were using that brain anyway.

You already gooned away any chance of a normal life. So why WOULDN’T you keep on gooning? The more you goon the more reasons you find to NEVER STOP.

Have you tripped and fallen and found yourself in a goon spiral again? How stupid do you have to be? You did it again.

Well, I have news for you...

You’re going to do it again. And again. And again.

You can’t get enough of stroking yourself stupid to porn. Not like you were using that brain anyway.

You already gooned away any chance of a normal life. So why WOULDN’T you keep on gooning? The more you goon the more reasons you find to NEVER STOP.