You'd be alone regardless. But now you have a pandemic you can blame your loneliness on. You're being a "responsible citizen". You're "saving lives". But really you're just a fucking loser and jerking off again on yet another holiday. This isn't the first and won't be the last. To celebrate, I want to give you a special task. You get to stroke to My sexy body, so long as you do something for Me return. You don't have a cook a Thanksgiving meal, but you will have to bring the gravy... hope you brought your appetite, loser.