Yoga pants are your weakness. My tiny little waist, My muscular round ass. I want you to worship it, I do. But I want to make a game out of it, let’s make it fun. You want to entertain Me, don’t you? The rules are easy. Every time I smack My ass, you tribute $10. A reasonable amount. Plus you just love My ass so much. Open the tribute page and get ready. The sound of Me smacking My ass will make you do anything I say. I know it’s true, but let’s test this theory...