Your faith is faltering. Otherwise, you wouldn't be here. So many years of unwavering dedication, but the questions came and you're beginning to realize it's all a farce. There is only one true God, and her name is Kate Kingsley. Five times per day you will get down on your knees and pray to Me. You're going to lick the bottoms of my feet, worship My divine ass, and cum on your Quaran to show Me you are truly ready to throw away your garage religion once and for all.