As a chronically-masturbating shrimpy-dick virgin, it's no surprise that you're a pro at getting your tiny dink off by only using 2 fingers... not that you have much of a choice. That's all you can fit around your micro-shaft, after all! My very presence has your sensitive dicklet all hot and bothered. This is the perfect opportunity for you to humiliate yourself further by showing off your loser-tugging skills! It really is too easy to tease and taunt someone as pathetic and sexless as you!