We have a toilet EMERGENCY.

I ate a triple chili cheeseburger last night and my asshole is on the verge of exploding all that nasty chili doo doos everywhere! I don't want to clog my toilet with all my stinky waste, so I'm using you, my human toilet to gobble up the chili burger's explosive aftermath. Get down on the ground and open up! Your mouth is going to be tinted a nice shade of chili brown. What a stinky load! My bowels are SO full. Eat, eat, eat, toilet slave! Savor every mouthful of my delicious soft dookie. My asshole is FILTHY, don't forget to lick it clean!

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