It seems like every time I finally forget about your ugly little mug -- BOOM! You show up again begging for my attention. It's so pathetic! If you want to stick around, you're going to have to do a much better job of entertaining me! That shouldn't be a problem for a simp like you, though! You're so desperate to bask in my presence you'll do absolutely ANYTHING to make me tolerate you, even if that means stripping you of any dignity (and clothing) you have left by turning you into my personal loser clown!