I'm ringing you up with a late-night surprise facetime call while laying in my cushy bed to simply remind you that YOU live to serve ME. My gorgeous face rules your life and your wallet. Whatever I want, I get. Even at the end of the night when my day is over, I take what I want from you, just like I am right now. You are going to ensure that I rest extra soundly tonight as I go to bed THAT much richer.