I hope you came here on an empty stomach because I've got a whole menu of dirty bits for you to consume and lick clean!

Your Appetizer: My FILTHY feet.

Your Entree: My smelly & chewy chocolate logs.

Your Dessert: Licking My dirty asshole nice and clean.

Clean up my dirt-infused feet and messy doo-doos and I'll let you cum to my squeaky clean asshole as you savour the remanence of my yummy s h i t on your filthy tongue.