I received the dick pics that you sent me of your mushroom dicklet and I have A LOT to say about how fucking pathetic it is! That ugly shape and microscopic size are SO embarrassing for you. You're such a loser and will always be rejected for being a pleasureless mushroom-dicked freak. Having your sad little microshroom verbally hardcore roasted and mocked by me is the only womanly attention you deserve!!

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