It's obvious that you hate yourself. The way you hunch when you walk and look at the ground avoiding all eye contact is absolutely pathetic.

You're too tall for a loser with such low self-esteem. You deserve to be much, MUCH shorter. I'm going to use my magical Goddess powers to fix this little situation and shrink you to the height a self-loathing nobody like you deserves to be! You're going to live your life from now on as a little pipsqueak.