I'm a sneezy mess and don't feel like being bothered today, yet you insist on having a session with me, claiming that my cold turns you on.

Fine. I suppose you can serve me today by rubbing my feet and eating the dirty tissues I used to wipe my snotty nose with.

This session will be a reminder to you, that even when I'm at my lowest and weakest, I AM STILL MORE SUPERIOR THAN YOU.