Press your face against my sweaty soles and inhale. My cotton socks have my foot fumes embedded into them and you can't help but make a complete fool out of yourself by huffing yourself into a frenzy. As you deepen your sock-sniffing addiction, stripping yourself of whatever dignity you have left, I glance at you disapprovingly, ignore you, flip you off and give you the verbal shaming you deserve.

Press your face against my sweaty soles and inhale. My cotton socks have my foot fumes embedded into them and you can't help but make a complete fool out of yourself by huffing yourself into a frenzy. As you deepen your sock-sniffing addiction, stripping yourself of whatever dignity you have left, I glance at you disapprovingly, ignore you, flip you off and give you the verbal shaming you deserve.