I know your little secret, Dåddy.

You really should learn to erase your browser history, because I went snooping through your computer and found ALLLL the gay porn you watch when Mømmy and I are snuggled in our beds. I could easily show all of this divorce-worthy evidence to Mømmy and instantly ruin your marriage, but that wouldn't be nearly as much fun milking everything I want out of you first and turning you into my little puppet. You're going to do everything from buying your little princess a brand new luxury car to shoving that big dildo "hiding" in your office drawer up you...

I know your little secret, Dåddy.

You really should learn to erase your browser history, because I went snooping through your computer and found ALLLL the gay porn you watch when Mømmy and I are snuggled in our beds. I could easily show all of this divorce-worthy evidence to Mømmy and instantly ruin your marriage, but that wouldn't be nearly as much fun milking everything I want out of you first and turning you into my little puppet. You're going to do everything from buying your little princess a brand new luxury car to shoving that big dildo "hiding" in your office drawer up your gay asshole as you stare at your dåughter in utter SHAME while I film your dirty homo confessions!

There's no getting out of this one, Dåddy. You are SO screwed and will always be at my mercy.