It must be lonely being you. You're a pathetic virgin who can't get a woman to come anywhere near your dick. The only hand to have ever given your dick pleasure is your own, and thats the way it will always be. It's time for you to finally get that big black "L" tattooed on your forehead and spare yourself any more disappointment hoping that one day you will rid yourself of your virginity. You will always be seen as a pathetic, gross, unfuckable laughingstock.